{"id":53,"date":"2024-05-17T23:36:49","date_gmt":"2024-05-17T23:36:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ribenasub.digital-sciences.co.uk\/?p=53"},"modified":"2024-05-17T23:36:57","modified_gmt":"2024-05-17T23:36:57","slug":"counterfeit-ribena","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ribenasub.digital-sciences.co.uk\/?p=53","title":{"rendered":"Counterfeit Ribena"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ribenasub.digital-sciences.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/Radnor-300x225.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-54\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I were awakened at 3:20am this morning by a heavily  accented woman in a state of panic. Browsing her 7-11 convenience store in Kansas city Missouri. &#8220;Miss Sherman&#8221; felt a strong thirst due to the afternoon sun; casually purchasing a cooling black currant beverage she paid little attention to the packaging.      Cleaning out her car several hours later she discovered to her shock, that she had consumed forged Ribena &#8220;Radnor fruits&#8221; in error.          I&#8217;ve reassured Miss Sherman that she is going to be ok as long as she rests. Her Vitamin C levels<br \/>\nmay read at lower levels on the Ribenometer, but these symptoms can be offset with &#8220;Real Original Ribena&#8221;    GOOD LUCK!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I were awakened at 3:20am this morning by a heavily accented woman in a state [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":54,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/ribenasub.digital-sciences.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/Radnor.png","rttpg_featured_image_url":{"full":["https:\/\/ribenasub.digital-sciences.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/Radnor.png",677,508,false],"landscape":["https:\/\/ribenasub.digital-sciences.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/Radnor.png",677,508,false],"portraits":["https:\/\/ribenasub.digital-sciences.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/Radnor.png",677,508,false],"thumbnail":["https:\/\/ribenasub.digital-sciences.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/Radnor-150x150.png",150,150,true],"medium":["https:\/\/ribenasub.digital-sciences.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/Radnor-300x225.png",300,225,true],"large":["https:\/\/ribenasub.digital-sciences.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/Radnor.png",677,508,false],"1536x1536":["https:\/\/ribenasub.digital-sciences.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/Radnor.png",677,508,false],"2048x2048":["https:\/\/ribenasub.digital-sciences.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/Radnor.png",677,508,false],"mailpoet_newsletter_max":["https:\/\/ribenasub.digital-sciences.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/Radnor.png",677,508,false],"woocommerce_thumbnail":["https:\/\/ribenasub.digital-sciences.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/Radnor-300x300.png",300,300,true],"woocommerce_single":["https:\/\/ribenasub.digital-sciences.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/Radnor-600x450.png",600,450,true],"woocommerce_gallery_thumbnail":["https:\/\/ribenasub.digital-sciences.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/Radnor-100x100.png",100,100,true]},"rttpg_author":{"display_name":"admin","author_link":"https:\/\/ribenasub.digital-sciences.co.uk\/?author=1"},"rttpg_comment":1,"rttpg_category":"<a href=\"https:\/\/ribenasub.digital-sciences.co.uk\/?cat=1\" rel=\"category\">Uncategorized<\/a>","rttpg_excerpt":"I were awakened at 3:20am this morning by a heavily accented woman in a state [&hellip;]","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ribenasub.digital-sciences.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/53"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ribenasub.digital-sciences.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ribenasub.digital-sciences.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ribenasub.digital-sciences.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ribenasub.digital-sciences.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=53"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/ribenasub.digital-sciences.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/53\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":56,"href":"https:\/\/ribenasub.digital-sciences.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/53\/revisions\/56"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ribenasub.digital-sciences.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/54"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ribenasub.digital-sciences.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=53"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ribenasub.digital-sciences.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=53"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ribenasub.digital-sciences.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=53"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}